Mom: "So Mae, what would you like for Christmas?"
Mae: "A present."
Mom: "What kind of present?"
Mae: "A present I can give to Olivia."
Mom: "And what kind of present would you like to receive?"
Mae: "Maybe a cheeto to eat. And a pirate toy."
Mom: "Why do you want a pirate toy?"
Mae: "So I can be a pirate."